Oh, we got some winners here.

For Mattress Plus: "Mattress Plus, you're gonna know, you can see the difference with your eyes closed."

For Mallory's Furniture: "Mallory's...a short drive from everywhere" or "Mallory's of Jacksonville, Mallory's of Jacksonville, Mallory's of Jacksonville..."

Or Wendy's: "Let's all go where fresh tastes better, come on over, we'll go together."

Then there's Jackson & Sons. Heating & Air Conditioning...they have like a 3 minute epic ode sung by a nonagenarian for there theme. It's so long I can't even remember it.