I am going to my step-fathers funeral on Monday. We were not close but I will pay my respects. The music chosen has been nothing to do with me - and I don't know how I am going to keep a straight face.

We go in to the RAF March Past.
Then "What a wonderful World" - Louis Armstrong
Followed by "Going Home" sung by Andrew Johnson(??) Yes - the Hovis advert!
Then Hayley Westenra singing "Heaven"
And we leave to Kathryn Jenkins singing "Time to say Goodbye"

I kid you not.