Lepus, you're just cracking me up! When we lived in Augusta, Georgia, they had this place called "Carpet Country"..."Where we grow our owwwwwwwwn!" they had commercials with this haybale Beverly Hillbillies-esque family who grew large rolls of carpets on their farm. Their big line was "Aaaaaah heard THAY-UT!!"

We also had Acme Pest Control, (really!) and in front of the office, had a station wagon painted with a military camaflauged paint scheme, and a big tank turred welded to the top, complete with 15-foot gun barrell.