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Thread #135328 Message #3085820
Posted By: Jim Dixon
31-Jan-11 - 08:53 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: You Can't Help Laughing, Can Yer?
Subject: Lyr Req: You Can't Help Laughing, Can Yer?
Here's another of my attempts at transcribing an old music-hall song. This was a difficult one because Champion sings so fast, and uses lots of slang terms. There are lots of questionable words and phrases—so many that I haven't bothered marking them with question marks. I'm expecting (hoping for) lots of corrections, so I numbered the lines for easy reference. Please help!
You can hear this recording at YouTube.
YOU CAN'T HELP LAUGHING, CAN YER?
Lawrence, Carter
As sung by Harry Champion
1. I was told I had a funny face,
2. So I gave notice at my place,
3. Thought I'd go upon the stage.
4. Then I'd earn a decent wage.
5. I sang a song called "Boiled Beef and Carrots"
6. And "Take Your Umbrella with You, John"
7. With a funny suit of clothes
8. And an old red nose
9. As soon as I come on.
10. You can't help laughing, can you?
11. Don't it make you laugh? Ha-ha!
12. I was a potman at the pub,
13. Got twelve bob a week and all me grub.
14. I worked hard down at the old Britannia.
15. Nine hundred and eighty quid a week for doing this!
16. Well, you can't help laughing, can you?
17. One fine night you trot into a show
18. Inside a picture palace-o,
19. Right in front of some young toff,
20. With a girl and what a laugh!
21. In the dark she started kissing him.
22. It stopped the circulation of your blood.
23. She makes a funny row
24. Like an old milk cow
25. That trots off in the mud.
26. You can't help laughing, can you?
27. Don't it make you laugh? Ha-ha!
28. He teaches her a go for his darling Flo
29. Bites at her face and she says, "Ow!"
30. That's her coming now. Don't it fair unman you?
31. It's your old woman with a ...-shop man.
32. Well, you can't help laughing, can you?
33. Perhaps you think of going for a day
34. Down to a place called Pegward bay,
35. Put your togs on nice and trim,
36. While you go and have a swim.
37. In the water you feel funny
38. When the kippers come and nibble at your toes,
39. But don't you give a shout
40. When the tide goes out
41. And takes away your clothes.
42. You can't help laughing, can you?
43. Don't it make you laugh? Ha-ha!
44. You look like Adam. You're nice and cool.
45. Then comes along a young ladies' school.
46. They pass by. The sun comes out to tan you,
47. But you hit a rough speck in the water again.
48. Well, you can't help laughing, can you?
49. Now in a running racetrack chums and I
50. The Windsor Cup I thought I'd try.
51. I had on fine-cut ...
52. Rather large and lots o' room
53. My poor ... began to giggle
54. Then he stumbled down to wallop on the track
55. I didn't pick him up,
56. But I won that cup
57. And caused him to ...
58. You can't help laughing, can you?
59. Don't it make you laugh? Ha-ha!
60. When you was a-laughing around your face
61. I did a sprint and won that race
62. It's all true. The painting which I ran you.
63. They belonged to my woman that I wore that day
64. Well, you can't help laughing, can you?
65. You can't help laughing, can you?
66. Don't it make you laugh? Ha-ha!
67. I was a potman at the pub,
68. Got twelve bob a week and all me grub.
69. I worked hard down at the old Britannia.
70. Nine hundred and eighty quid a week for doing this!
71. Well, you can't help laughing, can you?