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Thread #1270 Message #3086399
Posted By: Cluin
01-Feb-11 - 01:35 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Ring Dang Doo
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ring Dang Doo
Lyrics from "The Dirty Songbook" compiled by Jerry Silverman (S/X Press 1982)
THE RING-DANG-DOO
When I was a lad in my teens I met a gal from New Orleans She had blonde hair and blue eyes too And she let me ride on the ring-dang-doo
(chorus:) Oh, the ring-dang-doo, now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussy cat It's got a hole in the middle and split in two And that's what they call the ring-dang-doo
She took me down into her cellar And said that I was a mighty fine feller She fed me wine and whiskey too And let me ride on her ring-dang-doo
(chorus)
Her father came and angrily said "Now you have lost your maidenhaid So pack up your bags and your Kotex too And make your living off your ring-dang-doo"
(chorus)
So she went off to be a whore And hung this sign above her door: "One dollar each, and three for two To take a crack at my ring-dang-doo
(chorus)
They came by twos; they came by fours Until at last, they came in scores But she was glad, when they were through For they had ruined her ring-dang-doo
(chorus)
Then along came Pete, the son-of-a-bitch He had blue balls and the seven-year itch He had the Clap and the syphilis too And he put 'em all in her ring-dang-doo
(chorus)
And now, she lies beneath the sod Her soul, they say, is gone to God But down in Hell, when Satan's blue He takes a whirl at her ring-dang-doo