from a furniture store in Kansas.."Honest Values at Crooks"

a jam/jelly maker in the USA.."With a name like Smucker's, it HAS to be good"

there used to be this stupid TV commercial about hamburgers in the US where a little old lady would screech "Where's the BEEF?"....and soon after, a full page ad appeared in some newspapers with a huge picture of a bald guy named Perdue, who looked like a cross between Mr. Clean and Ross Perot...and who happened to run one of the largest *chicken* hatcheries in the US...and all the ad said was.."Who cares WHERE the beef is!"