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Thread #64846 Message #3086649
Posted By: Bernard
01-Feb-11 - 11:33 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Side by Side (Parody)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Side by Side (Parody)
I first heard this sung over forty years ago, and when I finally decided to add it to my own repertoire I couldn't find the words (pre-internet days), so I made up my own based upon what I could remember... We got married on Friday I really thought it was my day Till we went to our room, The new bride and groom Side by side.
We got ready for bed, then And I nearly dropped dead, when Her leg and her hair She laid on the chair Side by side
Her glass eye was followed Closely by her teeth When she took off her Playtex Long Line There was nothing underneath.
I was really downhearted From most of my wife I was parted So I slept on the chair, Cos there was more of her there Side by side. I really must get a new Folk Processor!