I first heard this sung over forty years ago, and when I finally decided to add it to my own repertoire I couldn't find the words (pre-internet days), so I made up my own based upon what I could remember...
We got married on Friday
I really thought it was my day
Till we went to our room,
The new bride and groom
Side by side.

We got ready for bed, then
And I nearly dropped dead, when
Her leg and her hair
She laid on the chair
Side by side

Her glass eye was followed
Closely by her teeth
When she took off her Playtex Long Line
There was nothing underneath.

I was really downhearted
From most of my wife I was parted
So I slept on the chair,
Cos there was more of her there
Side by side.
I really must get a new Folk Processor!