I've been listening to episodes of the Loafer's Glory radio program, hosted by Utah Phillips, available for free download at http://www.thelongmemory.com/. On one program, Utah was complaining about living in Nevada City, California, a city so full of healers that he was getting sick from hearing their health advice [my wife is one of those healers - we don't live far from Nevada City].
He said he heard that 80 percent of people die from natural causes, so he decided to stay away from natural foods and go back to eating pizza and Slim Jim sausages.

-Joe, from southeast Wisconsin, where people use Cheese Whiz to make tacos (pronounced TACK-ohs)-