What the... ? I just noticed today. At almost 54 years old, the little buggers were standing out... way out! I thought it must be static electricity to make them stand up and out so I went to the sink and touched the tap. Nope. They just stand up and out. Two inches long.

It's not news I wouldn't think, but it's news to me that they are 2" plus. And, I checked my chest hair whilst readying for oggies... most is still not grey but the grey ones are up to 4" long. I declined to look any further down.

What else have I to not look forward to as I pass middle age?

Of course it's not "to worry" but it does feel like sommat is crawling on you when the ceiling fan is on in summer weather and you are trying to sleep.