We have a local company called Blow Brothers. They clean septic systems and provide portable johns for outdoor events. Their slogan is: "We're Number 1 in the Number 2 industry!"

Speaking of jingles from TV here is one I've had stuck in my head for the last 35 years at least. Fortunately I like it. Here is the closing song for the Canadian TV show "Pig and Whistle"

It's time, Gentlemen, please,
It's time we were no longer here,
Time, Gentlemen, please,
It's time to drink up your beer,
We've had a few stories some laughter and fun,
We're all pals together til we say so long,
we'll be back here next week so please come along,
And it's time, Gentlemen, please.