Well, they say that God works in mysterious ways so...

...I was packin' up some old stuff today when I came across and ol' match book with an ad on it to learn to speak Egyptian in 30 days with this correspondence course so I figured that this had to be God speakin' to me and He wants me to become the next president of Egypt...

So I sent off my $19.95 and soon as I get learned up0 in Eqypt I reckon I'll be on my way to be president and get things all fixed up over there...

BTW, I'd like to take some homies with me so if'in anyone out there wants to be part of my Egyptian presidency then let me know... Lotta jobs gonna have to be filled...

B~