Hmmmmmm??? The ol' swap-a-roo play... I like it...

Well, jacqui, if it were up to me you'd be in charge of the Womenz but I has learnt one thing and that no one can keep ya'll happy and behavin' right all the time so...

...hows about Secretary of the Department of Sweets??? I mean, that would encompass cookies...

Okay, lemme go talk with the neighbors an' see how'd like their very own retired dictator living back here in the holler...

B~