"There's no place like your own bed"

Flippin' right! You should see my bed, eh? There is definately no flippin' place on Eathr like my bed. No word of a lie. It is gettin' BAD, man. BAD! I think I might hafta, like, get a new old mattris from the Goodwill place or the dump or somethin', cos it is gettin' so bad that even I can't flippin' stand it no more.

No girls will even considder goin' naer this bed. Not even the worst flippin' skanks from Blind River or Wawa or Serpent River! When that happens, you know it is, like, time, eh?

- Shane