Think update to last verse should be:If you want to find the privates,
I know where they are, I know where they are.
If you want to find the privates,
I know where they are,
They're standing on a I.E.D.
I've seen 'em, I've seen 'em,
Standing on a I.E.D.
I've seen 'em, standing on a I.E.D.