Not sure if anyone references this page anymore, but Hamper McBee relates the naughty 'Limey' version of the last line:

"I came home the other night, drunk as I could be, saw a thingy in her thingy where my old thingy ought to be.

Come here my old woman, explain this thing to me, how come there's an old thingy where my old thingy ought to be?

Well you blind fool, you crazy fool can't you never see? It's just a rolling pin that your granny sent to me.

I've been all around this world, a thousand times or more and balls upon a rolling pin I ain't ever seen before."