I watched the first hour via the red button transmission and then could not take it any more. Excrutiatingly embarrassing and amateurish....ugh!

Tamsin Greig - WTF? Was she on drugs or something? Wittering on for, what, 5, 10 minutes even? Not amusing in any possible way.

Too much wittering in general by the presenters of the awards. Indeed, much too long spent in introducing (and fawning over) the presenters of the awards.

Barbara Dickson getting to plug her crappy new song - jeezus, brass neck or what?