Our theatre group is planning a Robbie Burns Supper and I'm gathering appropriate songs and readings. I heard the tail end of a song not long ago about some old maids who came across a drunken, passed out Scot and they tied a blue ribbon around his you know what! All I can remember is the last couple of lines that went something like ... When I lifted up my kilt,
I couldn't believe my eyes
"I don't know where you've been lad,
But, I see you've won first prize"!

Does this sound familair to anyone? Any Burns Supper suggestions would be appreciated! Thanks