VALUE VILLAGE SHUFFLE

Shoppin at the value village,
when we ain't got nuthin to do.
I like shoppin with Lester.
He likes shoppin there too.

You got to put the downtown shuffle.
You got to put the big big smile.
Noone does it better than Lester,
groovin up and down the isle

I never saw so many people.
Got to be a half priced sale.
Everybody must have got a flyer, in the mail.

The rich man, the poor man, the beggar.
Shuffle in and out the door.
All a dem fillin their baskets.
Shuffle all around the store.

Then You take em to the girl at the counter.
The one in the bright red gown.
She got the mastercard she got visa.
Time to lay your money down.

Then she folds everything so careful.
Puts it in a big white bag.
If you want to impress your girlfriend, remove the tag.

remove the tag,
remove the tag,
remove the tag,
remove the tag,
remove the tag,
remove the tag,
remove the tag,
remove the tag.

We got Calvin Klien, Bugle Boy Georgia Armani too.
We're lookin like a million dollars, walking down the avenue.
We got Oscar DeLaurenta. We got the Club Monaco.
Don't forget to remove the sales tag so noone will ever know.

You'll fool all your friends and neighbors.
Fool the world, you'll fool them all.
Everybodys gonna think you paid retail, at the mall.
At the West Edmonton Mall.

Shoppin at the value village,
when we ain't got nuthin to do.
I like shoppin with Lester.
He likes shoppin there too.

You got to put the downtown shuffle.
You got to put the big big smile.
Noone does it better than Lester,
groovin up and down the isle.

I never saw so many people.
Got to be a half priced sale.
The last time I saw that guy over there was in jail.