Yes, yes...I bear a heavy cross, Amos. Each day I yearn to be as cool, suave, and debonair as you are, and to live a life like yours. It just kills me, and I have no idea what to do about it. So I make up wild stories instead. ;-D Homeland Security is longing to get their greasy paws on me. They thirst for my blood. I am number 612 on their list of 75,213,709 known subversives worthy of detention and waterboarding...