O, say a prayer for Kathy Eiseley
Who follows up her plan most wisely
And spurns pretensions (vain and dressy)
To focus on her Capstone essays!

Who will not let her brain-cells lock
By dousing them with floods of Bach
To keep the neurons and synapses
From generating mental lapses.

And, that her life should not grow duller
We hope, full-blown with flying colors,
Her efforts reach their culmination
In Eiseley's Epic Graduation!!