I think this thread should stop at 39,999... until khandu posts 40k. That might be a way to alleviate the oneupmanship herewithin.

Of course, that is only my perception of the good hearted banter and straightperson setups I have observed at times.

Nonetheless, it only seems befitting to me that the OP should be allowed and encouraged to wear this honour, if, indeed, it really is an honour and not just a biggest dick contest.