I would think a rub down with Bear fat works as a great contraceptive too ;o)

Can I just say ladies that responded, good on you. My wife does colour her hair, but that's about it. I love her for being her, because what I see is all real and we've both grown that way together. She has grace, intelligence and loving, the downside is she has very poor taste in men . . .

Mind you, she's blind in one eye and I sleep that side . . . hmmm