As for the much fairer sex herein being affronted, I offer that they do not partake in the oneupmanship games and also don't give a flitting duck about copping The Big Fourty.

As for sending any of your friends to abridge my physical prowess in any way, shape or form, send friends you do not care about as I, sir, am an able marksman and I have enough firepower to instigate a small revolution.

BTW... Pierre ne Pêter pas maintenant, la. Il est morte.