You shoulda seen me last night when I
fell down laughing and I tumbled down a flight of wooden stairs
I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall,
crashing over a pile of metal chairs
The I - cussed out my girlfriend,
tried to
feel up her mom,
crashed my my car I think I bruised my spiiiine.
(chorus)
Oh you - oughta go with me when I go out drinking
I always have myself a real good time

2 more verses and a refrain

Pat Daily: The Drinking song featured on Bob and Tom radio show
believe it's on youtube somewhere