I told this story before but I swear it is absolutely true. So after they scope ya, you are full of air cause they pump air into you so they can get a good look. While in recovery you toot like a Blues guy blowing on a cheap harp. So I am laying there, butt naked, tooting like a accordion and this young nurse comes in. She says "hi Dan you don't know me but my husband and I just bought the house next door to your office". At that very moment, you guessed it .. a loud tuba noise was heard throughout the recovery room ...

where do you go when you have no place to hide .. LOL