Anyone care to take some stabs at decoding the bowdlerized text?

Elsewhere I wrote,
"Berreadero" is "whorehouse" in Mexican Spanish (!). "Bang 'er here, oh, bang 'er there, oh"? (I'm kidding.) ...Gay Hash girls, indeed. Would Robinson have avoided "Dago" (as Hugill uses)?

I don't think we are looking for actual Spanish phrases that relate to "dirty" or sordid things. It should probably sound racy *in English*, but in a form that resembles innocuous Spanish words/place-names.