Torquay's not the folk festival kind of place....trust me.   More er...RAP, very loud, very 'orrible...

They'd string most folk musicians up round 'ere....

Stop getting your turnips in such a twaddle, Dave....I'll send you a Sense of Humour over in a paper bag, like the one Eric Morecambe used to catch that flea in....A special Giggle Bag...