Obviously you don't read the Spanish-language edition, Amos. I translated it (or, rather, had my brother translate it -- he's fluent in Spanish) because whenever I post something in the original language you get all upset and accuse me of putting on airs and being a Republican and stuff.

He told me to tell you, if you objected to his, "Silenco, Amos! No puede eskier en su caga!" I can only use Spanish to order a beer, but he knows all sorts of it, and I render his words as best I can.