I didnae see this ane posted yet, an' this is surely th' place where it belongs!

SUFFOCATION (to the tune of "Alouette")

Suffocation takes co-ordination
Suffocation: a game we all can play
First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it on your head
Go to bed, wake up dead, Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Anither twa we usit tae sing at church camp in Washington State:

1) [sung to the tune "Blowing in the Wind"]

How many beans in a can of Hornel
How many beans in a can?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
the answer is blowin' in the wind...

2) [sung to the tune "Pass It On"]

It only takes a raisin
To get the bowels moving
And soon all those around
Can smell the trouble brewing.
I'll shout it from the mountain-tops: "Oh no!"
I want the cook to know
The raisin-bowl has come to me
I want to pass it on.

(That last one was a response to our camp cook, who put raisins in EVERYthing.)

Gabh spòrs,

--Cuilionn