There's a silver-haired TV preacher (-- I know, they're all silver-haired) selling for $24.95, a tee-shirt (probably made in China) that says "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"

"I'll tell you what Jee-sus would do," the Reverend fervently assures us. "He'd buy a tee shirt for each and every one of His friends!"

There ought to be a Commandment against this. == Johnny