///Back in the 70s and 80s, I used to answer phones on PBS pledge nights. We used to get all kinds of creeps, calling up to say all kinds of foul things. We had no way, in those days, of identifying them, so they could say really clever things like, "How many hairs have you got on your pussy?" anonymously.///

Gee, LadyJean, don't you know it's crude and classless to repeat obscene comments made to you? Just ask any of the moralists on this thread.