I can see you need some convincing Mike.

Think about this. Charles likes to wander round Balmoral in a kilt. It seems quite evident to me that a man who likes to get the brisk highland air circulating freely round his bollocks is somewhat a friend to the spirit of the wandervogel. And isn't there a suggestion of yodelling in those Blubottle impressions?

All pretty damning if you ask me. It all adds up to just one thing. What else do you need - a Bayern Munich Supporters Club Membership card?

If theres another war - we should intern the lot of them. In fact, why wait for a war?