On the other hand - if she's English, how come one never sees her in key English locations

1) You never see her in a chip shop

2) You never see her in a folk club, or at any of the festivals

3) You never see her down the carboot

4)You never see her doing the Hokey Cokey at a wedding

5) You never see her hanging the washing out, outside Buckingham Palace

All these places that you do see her - the cup final and trooping the colour - they're tourists and foreigners' ideas about being English.