LOL! Lardy, where do you find these things?

Touch
(to the tune of "Tush" by ZZTop)

I've been blind -- a long time
Take my word, -- I ain't lyin'
I ain't askin' for much
But when I go to dance clubs
I can't look I gotta touch

Buncha guys, -- me an' my buds
Went on down to -- Pussycats Club
I ain't askin' for much
I like to smell that pur-fume
But I can't look I gotta touch

They got some -- stupid law "Keep to yourself -- both your paws"
I ain't askin' for much
But when I go to dance clubs
I can't look I gotta touch

Discrimina -- tion's not fair
Let them keep on their -- underwea----r
I ain't askin' for much
But you gotta change that bad law
I can't look I gotta touch.

©2000 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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Definitely looking forward to this one!

Alex
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