"Stop pratting about with hearsay and the flights of fantasy and get stuck in to the science, which is far more interesting."

I have to agree with 'Sugarfoot Jack' above. Trouble is the science is undoubtedly interesting but it's not nearly as superficially exciting as saviours/invaders from the stars, is it?

Whoops! Another Turkish goat herder has just been scared half to death by strange lights in the sky! It just has to be down to visitors from Epsilon Eridani - I must BELIEVE!!