Neil is on a special release from the NYCFTTS where he just finished a research project to determine whether he is actually playing his Les Paul or fucking it. It is often difficult to determine this based on the noise emanating from the speakers and the gyrations he goes through while playing. Results will be released soon and Neil will be returning to the Center to have the Lionel caboose removed from his ass.

In another piece of research from the James Taylor Catatonic Blandness Rehab Wing of the NYCFTTS, it has been determined that catatonic blandness does not get better with age and in most cases becomes worse.


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