The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3112754
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
12-Mar-11 - 11:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, Jeez. The phone's been ringin' off the wall here. I'm gettin' congratulatory calls from all over the world. And the donations are pourin' in for my 2012 presidential campaign. I never dreamed anything like this would happen. I was just havin' a little fun. Now look at what's happenin'. This here 40,000th post on the MOABS has put me in the Big Leagues, Top of the Pops, baby! I am ridin' the wave...Hoo! Hah!
Time to break out the bubbly. Me and Renata are goin' out to celebrate tonight. Tomorrow the real work starts. Renata says she is gonna monitor my alcohol levels very carefully tonight so's I can still see straight tomorrow and not make a complete fool of myself. She says I better not or she will kill me. That's mighty thoughtful of her. What a great gal, huh? Ook! Ook! ;-)
I ain't heard much from my usual detractors. They are all quiet as little mice, 'cept for a brief whine from Amos who is dyin' now from consumin' some sour grape juice. Ook! Ook! I heard that they picked it up on them seismographs when his jaw hit the floor as I snatched the 40,000th right out from under his nose. He must still be in shock. I bet he makes another trip to Mexico soon to get some "comfort" from you-know-who.
Man, and to think I was just havin' a little fun razzin' that idiot, Shane! Just goes to show, you never know when yer gonna hit gold, but when you do, you gotta just grab the wheel and hold on!
- Chongo