To my dear friends Stu, Will and Howard. We might as well give up...Unless you play a "Good English Flute" or an "English Cittern" (whatever they are....discuss....No don't!), and sing in a monotonic voice, You'll never inhabit WAVS world....But, there again....why would you want too?
WAV will never change his bizarre and slightly bonkers world view.
I will immediately do massive research into the origins of all the tunes I play, and expunge any mongrels thereby found, and will vow never to play them again....Bloody short evening then!
Out of interest, was God Save the Queen written by an Englishman?
Mmmmm. Actually, who did write it? anyone know? (bet it's a German!)