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Thread #136318   Message #3113900
Posted By: GUEST,Alan Whittle
14-Mar-11 - 11:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: Illegal to fart in public
Subject: RE: BS: Illegal to fart in public
I suppose they could tax it.

Would you go on Pay As You Fart? And have a fart meter fitted.

Or would you opt for Flatulation Assessment? Hoping for Fart Tax avoidance strategies.

The trouble with taxes like that is of course that the bottom can fall out of them, and that has been known to create a nasty smell.