The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #136318   Message #3115889
Posted By: Jeri
17-Mar-11 - 03:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: Illegal to fart in public
Subject: RE: BS: Illegal to fart in public
Peggy Seeger sang a song about crab farts?

I think if a crab farted, it would smell like what they'd been eating: you. So you wouldn't notice you-farts.