Them are the kind of ridiculous allegations one gets used to hearin' when runnin' for president. I heard 'em all before, and it don't mean nothin'. Next they'll be sayin' that my pastor was callin' for the extermination of all humans and that I was born in Africa.

Wait a minute...I was born in Africa.

Geez.

Okay, but the thing about exterminatin' humans has been exaggerated way outta context, and anyways, that ape was drunk at the time and didn't know what he was sayin', and I do not endorse any of it.

And, no, I do not deal in contraband bananas!

- Chongo