The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #136318 Message #3116724
Posted By: Smokey.
18-Mar-11 - 07:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Illegal to fart in public
Subject: RE: BS: Illegal to fart in public
"Vent thy gas with modest pressure;
Forceth not the trumpet's bray.
So thy arse be thus more fresher;
Fit to fart another day."
(Kipling)