The Great Salt Lake, just west of Salt Lake City (duh!) is home to a very large, year-around seagull population. It is said (mostly among the unanointed) that, when the Angel Moroni announces the second coming by blowing his trumpet, the entire city will be covered in seagull crap. Did you know that he is really Italian? His real name is Angelo Maroni.

BTW, New Mexico is the only stare with a state question - red or green?

Art Brooks, U. Utah 68/74.