He is an absolute master of shallow issues, Sandy. I feel that this considerably increases his chances of being elected president. The average American can easily relate to Chongo, because he's no smarter than their pals at the neighborhood bar, he talks pretty much the same way, and he puts his pants on "one leg at a time". ;-)

There is no WAY anyone will ever label him as a "wimp" or an "intellectual", and he's the farthest thing possible from Ivy League. I'm talking electoral magic here.