A Google (today) for partials of the "lyric" gets vast repetitions of tasteless garbage by the same three of four groups/performers. The term "nookie" is apparently popular in a couple of ethnic/culteral groups incompatible with "music," although that's an interpretation based on superficial examination of the perhaps three songs found.

A Google for "nookie when you're 90" gets returns only to mudcat with the exception of the single link to onstagemedia where this thread is "mirrored" (and almost up to date).

The majority of mudcat links are actually to "fairy when she's forty," possibly because "nookie" is referenced in the "related threads" entries(?), although it's possible that someone made reference to this song (or posted fragments?) in a thread drift comment in one of the - apparently several - fairy threads.

According to Google, this song exists only in the minds(?) of mudcatters; although advancing age does continue to make it a concern of some urgency to some of us.

John