What a stupid thing to do to a perfectly good pair of jeans.

Ringle rangle, jimmy john jangle. Whoop! Pah!
Yer a mighty fine horse, I'm in love, of course,
'Cuz I got me a purdy woman's luhuuuve!

Got a dollar worth of beans and a new pair of jeans
An' a woman to cook and wash and things. ...

(From some stupid male chauvinist piglet Western in the 60's, I think...).


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