Wish it were better news but it is still pretty positive. I know that doesn't help, but then again, what does? Just pull up your socks and step forward. Personally I don't wear socks ............. don't wear underwear either but let's not get into that here. I'm not sure where we want to get into that but I'm pretty sure it isn't here. We could talk about the sock issue I suppose............no, that's not too good an idea either. Let's just have you get some really long socks, pull 'em up, and get your ass in a positive mood and ready to go into the fray!

If your ass is going into the fray maybe you need some new underwear as well. Why not get some black knee socks or better yet get some sock garters!!! Then get some plaid boxers.....really big ones! Now pull them up so the front comes up over your belly and the back barely covers your butt. Then with your socks and garters in place put on some hard sole black dress shoes and the rattiest robe you can find at Frieda's fifth hand shop.

If laughter is the best medicine, Linda can probably cut the chemo in half after checking out your new loungewear. Ya' know one of my fears here is that you'll really get into the look.......................yeah......................maybe you should just pull up the socks you have...................


Spaw