Hmmm... maybe the Dachshund is also actually Chongo and Penny and... hmmmm... maybe actually LH. Maybe the Dachy is actually one of those alien life forms he himslef in the persona of LH defends as real thereby executing the ultimate ruse upon mere humans. Of course, Kirk will eventually pull that fire plug on him so he can't piss on it anymore. Unless Kirk is actually... oh dear... we are doomed.