Tam, it seems to me that we were all waiting for something interesting to be posted, and this is it! When was the last thread that Max contributed two posts to? Tech excepted, naturally.

I have trouble believing that I read my way down to here.

Fred, "W****r." You missed an asterisk, and I spent time trying to work out which word you meant.

BBP, that reminds me of an old joke.
'Why is sperm white, but excreta brown?'