Now, I am truly saddened by all this.

Don't you see what we've done? We've scared away our little pet Troll, our Grand Poo-bah of Poop. We have, perhaps unintentionally, cried "Scat" and he has done just that - robbing us of the pleasure of a little intellectual give-and-take. (Or, as we used to refer to it in days of yore, "Shooting the shit.")

Alas...

I shall repair to my lair (to quote George Carlin), work on my guitar's Dropped Poo tuning, and sing "Poo Hoo" to ease my tortured mind... ;-)

Jay